Monday, May 14, 2007

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the> wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.Another man, much younger, waited until they had gone and asked the clerk for a package of Dramamine and a dozen condoms, anticipating a wild time on a Singles Overnight Cruise and concerned about the forecast of high winds and waves. The clerk put the items in a bag and rang up the sale. But as he handed it to the customer, he leaned over and asked, confidentially, "Sir, it's none of my business, but if it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"

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